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      <title><![CDATA[KIM IN LOVE! 💘]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[Kim Jong-un's gushy letter to Putin, vowing "unconditional" love and support, has sparked frenzy over a dictator romance. Furious third-wheel Trump is allegedly plotting a big “counter-bid”—handing over Ukraine plus Central Europe—to steal Putin back.]]></description>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"I will unconditionally respect and unconditionally support all your policies and decisions and I have a willingness to be always with you for the sake of you and your Russia," Kim Jong-un allegedly wrote to Vladimir Putin — which is basically “’til death do us part”. If that doesn’t sound like “I love you”, we don’t know what does. </p>
<p>Sources in Pyongyang claim he even doodled little hearts next to Putin’s name.</p>
<p>Local gossip in Moscow suggests Putin blushed so hard the Kremlin turned red again. </p>
<p>Meanwhile, Kim’s aides are rushing to find something that rhymes with “Vladimir” for the upcoming love ballad reportedly titled <em>From Korea with Fission</em>.</p>
<h3><strong>TRUMP’S THIRD-WHEEL DRAMA?</strong>💔</h3>
<p>According to our sources, President Trump, who’s reportedly been chasing Putin’s favor for a year, was furious learning about Kim's letter. To crash this Pyongyang-Moscow honeymoon, Trump is preparing something big for Putin — allegedly offering him the whole Ukraine, with Central Europe on top as a bidding bonus.</p>
<p>Whether it’s a love story, an encoded agreement to send North Korean troops to war in Ukraine, or just a desperate bid for exile if things turn sour in Pyongyang, one thing’s certain: Kim’s heart now beats to the tune of a Russian anthem — and we’ll be closely watching how this develops. 💖</p>
<p><em>Source:</em> <a href="https://m.koreaherald.com/article/10652018">Korean Herald</a><br><em>Image:</em> <a href="https://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-details-kim-putin-deal-1915112">Newsweek</a></p>
<p><a href='/tag/politics/'>#Politics</a> <a href='/tag/breakingnews/'>#BreakingNews</a> <a href='/tag/thirdwheeldrama/'>#ThirdWheelDrama</a> <a href='/tag/kim/'>#Kim</a> <a href='/tag/putin/'>#Putin</a> <a href='/tag/trump/'>#Trump</a> <a href='/tag/ukraine/'>#Ukraine</a> </p>
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      <itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>"I will unconditionally respect and unconditionally support all your policies and decisions and I have a willingness to be always with you for the sake of you and your Russia," Kim Jong-un allegedly wrote to Vladimir Putin — which is basically “’til death do us part”. If that doesn’t sound like “I love you”, we don’t know what does. </p>
<p>Sources in Pyongyang claim he even doodled little hearts next to Putin’s name.</p>
<p>Local gossip in Moscow suggests Putin blushed so hard the Kremlin turned red again. </p>
<p>Meanwhile, Kim’s aides are rushing to find something that rhymes with “Vladimir” for the upcoming love ballad reportedly titled <em>From Korea with Fission</em>.</p>
<h3><strong>TRUMP’S THIRD-WHEEL DRAMA?</strong>💔</h3>
<p>According to our sources, President Trump, who’s reportedly been chasing Putin’s favor for a year, was furious learning about Kim's letter. To crash this Pyongyang-Moscow honeymoon, Trump is preparing something big for Putin — allegedly offering him the whole Ukraine, with Central Europe on top as a bidding bonus.</p>
<p>Whether it’s a love story, an encoded agreement to send North Korean troops to war in Ukraine, or just a desperate bid for exile if things turn sour in Pyongyang, one thing’s certain: Kim’s heart now beats to the tune of a Russian anthem — and we’ll be closely watching how this develops. 💖</p>
<p><em>Source:</em> <a href="https://m.koreaherald.com/article/10652018">Korean Herald</a><br><em>Image:</em> <a href="https://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-details-kim-putin-deal-1915112">Newsweek</a></p>
<p><a href='/tag/politics/'>#Politics</a> <a href='/tag/breakingnews/'>#BreakingNews</a> <a href='/tag/thirdwheeldrama/'>#ThirdWheelDrama</a> <a href='/tag/kim/'>#Kim</a> <a href='/tag/putin/'>#Putin</a> <a href='/tag/trump/'>#Trump</a> <a href='/tag/ukraine/'>#Ukraine</a> </p>
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